Here's my imaginary Q & A:
Why did you start a blog?
This blog was crated on a whim. A silly whim. (Anyone catch that reference?)
What makes you think you can 'write'?
I don't. It's a blog, daily or weekly entries of my homeschooling / toe picking / basket weaving / trying new recipes / etc. not a novel.
Why do you homeschool?
It's the best method of legal torture I could imagine: making them spend 24/7 with the mother they've caused to lose her mind.
Do you seriously weave baskets?
Why do you ask? Do you doubt me?